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A CHAGGA man walks into a Barclays
Bank in DAR ES SALAAM City and asks for the Loan Officer. He tells the
Loan Officer that he is going to
DUBAI on business for four weeks
and needs to borrow Tshs 150,000.
... The bank officer tells him that the
bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the CHAGGA man
hands over the keys to a brand new
Mercedes Benz s class 500 parked
on the street in front of the bank. He
produces the title and everything
checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the
loan. The bank's president and its
officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
CHAGGA for using a TSH 255 Million
Mercedes Benz as collateral against a
TSH 150,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes
Benz into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there. Four
weeks later, the CHAGGA returns,
repays the TSH 150,000 and the
interest, which comes to TSH 15,000.The loan officer says, 'Sir, we
are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has
worked out very nicely but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away,
we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What
puzzles us is, why would you bother
to borrow 'TSH 150,000' The
CHAGGA replies: 'Where else in DAR
ES SALAAM can I park my car for four
weeks for only TSH 15,000 and expect it to be safe and intact when I
return???'' Ah, the mind of the
CHAGGA ... u deserve a great laugh Happy Sunday to all..
Bank in DAR ES SALAAM City and asks for the Loan Officer. He tells the
Loan Officer that he is going to
DUBAI on business for four weeks
and needs to borrow Tshs 150,000.
... The bank officer tells him that the
bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the CHAGGA man
hands over the keys to a brand new
Mercedes Benz s class 500 parked
on the street in front of the bank. He
produces the title and everything
checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the
loan. The bank's president and its
officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
CHAGGA for using a TSH 255 Million
Mercedes Benz as collateral against a
TSH 150,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes
Benz into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there. Four
weeks later, the CHAGGA returns,
repays the TSH 150,000 and the
interest, which comes to TSH 15,000.The loan officer says, 'Sir, we
are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has
worked out very nicely but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away,
we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What
puzzles us is, why would you bother
to borrow 'TSH 150,000' The
CHAGGA replies: 'Where else in DAR
ES SALAAM can I park my car for four
weeks for only TSH 15,000 and expect it to be safe and intact when I
return???'' Ah, the mind of the
CHAGGA ... u deserve a great laugh
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